Moose and I are being held captive! Everyday we watch Fang get to go outside and explore that amazing space outside of our windows. Why can't we go out too? So for the last few days we have been plotting for an opportunity to escape. Everyday we sit on the window sill and watch the world go by. Green stuff big and small, real trees instead of the crappy carpet thing in the kitchen. Bugs and other critters that we can chase and catch. Doesn't mom know what good hunters we are? So we are putting our heads together and will excute the Great Escape soon.
Escape Plan No. 1: Waiting for an open door. This one almost worked this past Wednesday. Mom's friend came over and didn't execute jump in and slam the door shut quickly. I got as far as the garbage cans before mom caught me.
Escape Plan No 2: See plan No. 1. We're babies and don't know everything yet. I have to figure out this Google stuff to do more research.
I can't wait to go outside and poop in real dirt. Maybe if we stink up the house bad enough, mom will give in and let us go outside.
Your soon to be free friend, Rocky
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